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[讨论]说说你心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事‏
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文木四水
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2008-6-4 18:26
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[讨论]说说你心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事
<p>请大家说说你心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事.</p><p>.</p><p>我先贴点其它网友的回贴。</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>昨天游完泳，直接把后备箱打开，钥匙丢进去，然后关上后备箱 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">…… <br/></span></font> 穿着三点式在野外等了一个半小时。<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">casper_723</font></span> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-24</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> 17:48:03 <br/></span></font> 有一次煮饭<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>淘完米直接把米倒进没放内锅的电饭煲中<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">...</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span>后来拿吹来吹啊吹<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.... <br/><br/></span></font>作者：俏<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">Y</span></font>头 回复日期：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">2007-7-24</font></span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">17:58:10 <br/></span></font> 就发生在中午，丢人啊<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ~ <br/></span></font> 中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~ </span></font>脑袋也不知道想什么<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~ </span></font>电话通后，我直<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>接说：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/>"</span></font>您好<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">~</font></span>麻烦送一碗刀削面<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出现：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> "</span></font>女儿！你中午想吃刀<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>削面啊！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">" <br/></span></font> 我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~~ </span></font>我当时也愣了下<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~ </span></font>脸都红<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span>了，尴尬啊<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~~ <br/><br/></span></font>作者：滚动的苹果<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> IN</span></font> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-24</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">20<img alt="" src="http://bbs.xzs.cn/images/smilies/default/04.gif" border="0" smilieid="33"/>37 <br/></span></font> 第一天上班有人电话找经理<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">(</span></font>女的<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">) </span></font>把电话给经理顺便说了一声妈有人找你接<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span>电话<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：浅水菖蒲 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> 2007-7-24</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">20:58:00 <br/></span></font> 戴着眼镜（框式的）洗脸。镜片上一片迷茫<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ……………… <br/><br/></span></font>作者：圣诞节飘雪 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-24</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">21:06:21 <br/></span></font> 盘算着给老妈打电话<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 领导突然进来<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span>于是对他说<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">:</span></font>妈<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>材料找到了，给你<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> !!!!!!!! <br/></span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">- -!!!! <br/><br/></span></font>作者：眉清浅 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> 2007-7-24</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">22:21:52 <br/></span></font> 把钱捏在手里然后揉成一团<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 抓在手里<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 觉得很不舒服<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 扔了<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><br/></span>作者：小暑七七 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-24</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> 22:29:56 <br/></span></font> 去好朋友家，聊天中，她爸回来，张嘴就叫<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>阿姨<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">" </span></font>，尴尬中，她妈又出现，张嘴<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>又叫<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>叔叔<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">"…… <br/></font></span> 然后无限怀疑自己的智商<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
</span></font></p><p><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></font></p><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><div class="t_msgfont" id="postmessage_32016">作者：周六无聊 回复日期：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">2007-7-24</font></span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">22:31:44 <br/></span></font> 潜力贴．我有两个：一次好朋友结婚，头天去她家时她给我拍了张照片，我当时<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span>没看她相机里的照片，回头就忘记这回事；第二天喝喜酒的时候她拿出相机，我说看看你都<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>拍了些什么照片，翻着照片我就发现有张照片里的人特别象我，脑子里就没反应过来，还傻 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font>呼呼的喊人家看有个女孩子张得很象我，等反应过来，觉得自己特傻，怎么会不认得自己的<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>照片；<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font> 第二个比较惨，骑车快速经过一辆面包车，车门刚好打开～～～，我结实的撞到<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>车门上，惨～<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：神啊给我个马甲 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25 </span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1:40:49 <br/></span></font> 最丢脸的一次<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>洗脚的时候也不知道在想啥 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>本来要脱袜子的<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>差点把裤子脱<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>下<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">..... <br/><br/></span></font>作者：千栀 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2:21:10 <br/></span></font> 从讲台往座位走，一同学的脚伸到过道上，本来想说<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span>请让下<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>，结果脱口而出<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/>"</span></font>谢谢<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">"-_-# <br/><br/></font></span>作者：小小非常晕 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font> <font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">6:17:51 <br/></font></span> 有次上<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">Photoshop</span></font>课<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 我一边给男朋友发短信一边很勇敢的大声对老师喊道<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">:"</span></font>老公<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">!</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span>我的电脑没连上<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">!" <br/></span></font> 闹怏怏的教室瞬间安静了<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">5</span></font>秒后全体暴笑<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 老师是个<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">50</font></span>多岁的小老头<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 推着眼镜盯盯瞅我<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 这个庐山瀑布汗呀<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">xiaoyaozhu426</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">10:07:38 <br/></span></font> 给女友家打电话，她爸爸接的，说： <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>喂？<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">" </span></font>我硬是顶着她爸的声音回答说：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font face="Arial">"</font></span>阿姨好，请问<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">***</span></font>在吗？<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> " <br/></span></font> 她爸能同意我们在一起真是奇迹！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">Mlillian </span></font> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">12:41:31 <br/></span></font> 早上扔垃圾<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,,</span></font>拿着挺顺手<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>一路上了公车<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">,</font></span>活活开了一小时<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>到了公司<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ,,</span></font>下车才发现<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>垃圾袋还在手上<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>我带着绕了大半个城市 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,,,</span></font>结果扔到写字楼垃圾箱<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,,,, <br/><br/></span></font>作者：红发龙葵 回复日期：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">2007-7-25</font></span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">13:50:57 <br/></span></font> 某日深夜狂欢结束后回家一路上不知道在想什么进了电梯以后就等啊等啊等好<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span>久也没到我家那层楼<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 心里开始狂汗难道是电梯出问题了<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ? </span></font>这会也没人在啊喊救命都没人甩我同时<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>鬼电影里面的画面就一张一张的闪过<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 顿时觉得浑身寒毛竖立<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 正要打电话给<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">BF </span></font>叫他来救我突然发现自己没按楼层电梯还一直在一楼没 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font>动<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">..... <br/><br/></span></font>作者：火星代表人 回复日期：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">2007-7-25</font></span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">15:46:55 <br/></span></font> 拿学校饭卡给工行的工作人员取款<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ,</span></font>别人看了遗一眼<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>利索的丢了出来<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>我又塞回去<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span>大大声的说我取钱啊<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>他有利索的丢出来懒散的说卡错了<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ,</span></font>我讪讪的取回来，又从钱包拿了<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>一张建行的卡递给他<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">…… <br/><br/></span></font>作者：幽香晨曦 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">15:56:26 <br/></span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></font>、很小的时候，家里要烧煤的，妈妈煮好的米饭放在厨房，我拿个小铲子弄了一<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>铲子的煤，将盛着米饭的锅盖打开，将煤一下子都倒了进去。。。。＃￥％<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……</span></font>※×（<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">lemoner</span></font> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font><span lang="EN-US">
</span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">18:32:10 <br/></span></font> 上大学时和一群朋友一起吃饭，想着下午的考试，心不在焉，吃完了照例从包里<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>拿纸巾出来擦嘴，是无意识的擦了好久，突然发现朋友们都不说话了，看着我，这才发现自<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>己拿着擦嘴的是一个卫生巾！朋友们可是有男有女啊！我当时真不想活了！是护舒宝的丝薄<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>日用！不可理解的是，我还把外面粉色的包装拆了！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：卜<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">?</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">19:10:52 <br/></span></font> 笑死人了呵呵 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~~ <br/><br/></span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></font>、我有一次早晨起<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">?</font></span>吃早点（饼和稀饭），边看新闻边吃。当时正好播的是我们<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>那边的一场事故之类的。我看得特别认真，顺手就把遥控器拿起来啃，还把遥控器套子啃 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font>下来一块，狂嚼了半天，吐出来一看差点没郁闷死。我一直想不明白我是怎么把它啃下来的<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/>= =</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span>！！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2</span></font>、还有一次是旅游的时候，和女朋友一起去的。当时景区人特多。我顺手就把女 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font>友的手拉起来说；<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>老婆，拉紧我的。<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">"</font></span>然后，就感觉女友的手直往下松，我以为她不好意<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>思，便往紧拽。后来她不走了，我回过头一看。才发现是一个男的。然后旁边还有一个女 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font>的很怪异得看着我。我吓了一身的汗，干笑了几声，红着脸就溜了，郁闷死了。<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">````` <br/><br/></span></font>作者：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">P</span></font>陀 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-25</span></font> <font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">19:39:23 <br/></font></span> 跑完步气喘吁吁<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>边喝水边准备离开<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ,</span></font>结果没按好结束键跑步机停不下来<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>我整个人<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>就势滑了出去 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>杯子里的水也洒了一地被教练当作反面典型对旁边的人说<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>千万不要像她一<span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span>样没停机就下来<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span></font>好丢脸啊<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> @ @ <br/><br/></span></font>作者：晨报宝宝 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-26</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2:40:24 <br/></span></font> 还有一次在三楼进了电梯，然后一直按<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3</span></font>键，还奇怪为什么按不亮。<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font> 另外一次是一个同事的。那天同事一边用遥控器开空调，一边让我帮她倒杯<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>水，结合起来使我看到的场景非常诡异：只见她拿遥控器对着我一按，嘴里说：请你帮我倒杯<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>水！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……</span></font>我发誓绝不是角度误差，空调在相反的方向。<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：向往丽江 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-26</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">14:08:13 <br/></span></font> 一次去买热干面<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>前面有一对情侣正在买<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>老板问他们要不要放香菜<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">,</font></span>男的说不<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>要，女的说怎么不要。我就在旁边想<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> "</span></font>香菜<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>为什么男的要香菜<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>女的不要香菜<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">……" <br/></font></span> 香的正出神呢，老板问我，吃什么？<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font> 我毫不犹豫的大声答到：<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">"</font></span>香菜！！！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">" <br/></span></font> 老板＋旁边的那对情侣不解的看着我！<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：瓷心人 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-26</span></font> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">17:01:04 <br/></span></font> 家里新买的微波炉<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>很兴奋地用它来做鱼<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span></font>弄好时间<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">,</font></span>调好火侯<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>十五分钟后激动地<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>打开微波炉<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>晕<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>什么都没有<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">.</font></span>鱼还在桌上<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span></font>郁闷地再次操作<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> ,</span></font>时间到<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>没等打开微波炉就发现鱼<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>仍然在桌上<font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">.</font></span>于是<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></font>决定一个星期都不再吃鱼<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> . <br/><br/></span></font>作者：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">didaxiang</span></font> 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-26</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"><font face="Tahoma">
</font></span> <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">16:59:59 <br/></span></font> 有一次，去买水果刀，拿着刀看了又看，然后叫那个买刀的找个东西让我试一<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>下，刀快不快，结果俺特短路的用刀割自己的大指头，血喷呀<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">``````````````</span></font>我还高兴的说<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/>"</span></font>嗯，快<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font>惊得那个买刀的怎么都不收钱，非要送我此刀<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">`````` </span></font>。一转身，那个痛呀<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">``````</span></font>钻心<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/><br/></span></font>作者：淡忘 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">de</span></font>幸福 回复日期：<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2007-7-26</span></font> <font face="Tahoma"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">
</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="Arial">17:27:04 <br/></font></span> 小学几年级忘了，有次上自习不认真，就拿剪刀把圆珠笔芯最前面的头给剪<font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font>了，把笔芯里面的油吹出来玩，然后吹着吹着就把油给吸嘴里去了 <font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">>_< </span></font></div></span></font>
作者:
灰色G大调
时间:
2008-6-4 18:45
<p>哈哈...</p><p>笑惨老~~!!</p>
作者:
Mr_wen
时间:
2008-6-4 18:49
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>shenxiaoci</i>在2008-6-4 18:45:00的发言：</b><br/><p>哈哈...</p><p>笑惨老~~!!</p></div><p><strong>你心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事?? 是笑掺了</strong></p>
作者:
Mr_wen
时间:
2008-6-4 18:52
<p>我有次黑扯.`</p><p> 晚上我回家在路上.和同事打电话吹牛。边打我边摸身上.</p><p>发现手机不见了.我心里慌得很.我给同事说,着了手机掉了.</p><p>同事在电话那头就说.你好好找找.看包包头有不有.</p><p>我突然想起.我拿起在打电话得嘛.没有丢.我和同事笑掺了.</p>
作者:
文木四水
时间:
2008-6-4 18:58
<p>我来说说我的：</p><p></p><p>有一天上班，刚上公交，怎么找也找不到公交卡。再找钱，结果只有一张100的。</p><p>最后没办法了，跟开车的师傅说能不能下次补上，开车的师傅同意了。</p><p></p><p>下车后，发现公交卡就在我手上</p>
作者:
ayuowen10
时间:
2008-6-4 19:59
哈哈 小时候有1次 边吃饼干边拿着粉笔 不经意间 把粉笔咬了1节下来 还嚼了1下 ！！！
作者:
Mr_wen
时间:
2008-6-5 10:33
<p>咬粉笔？</p><p>我记得我以前 ，吃花生。把壳往自己嘴里放。那花生米丢了。</p><p>现在想起来。搞扯的事情好多也</p>
作者:
尔东
时间:
2008-6-7 17:29
[em05]
作者:
虫儿虫儿不准飞
时间:
2008-6-8 14:52
<p>有次我妈喊我理藤藤菜.</p><p>我在看电视.边看边理.</p><p>理完老给我妈的时候才发现.</p><p>嫩的全部在垃圾桶里头.</p><p>老的拿给我妈老.</p><p></p><p>有一次我在工作.事情一大堆.</p><p>一个朋友要办****.一直在电话里头扭到问该怎么办.</p><p>我说..我帮你查号码你自己打去问.</p><p>然后神错错的打了个114.对到一个很甜美的声音就问.</p><p>"麻烦你帮我查哈办****的号码."那边一阵茫然.</p>
作者:
夜空嫣然
时间:
2008-6-9 20:26
不记得了，好像没做过
作者:
切·格瓦拉
时间:
2008-6-11 11:24
<p>我好像好没什么尴尬事（想起了绝对会来爆料），我在这人非常细心.滴...</p>[em01]
作者:
mmmqqq
时间:
2008-6-24 16:37
前段时间才发生过，心不在焉的时候，该我下车居然不知道！
作者:
oAnks
时间:
2008-6-29 22:37
直接把门当空气,撞在了门上
作者:
可可里哦
时间:
2008-6-30 17:36
<p>走在路上傻笑,全部人停下脚步望着我...</p>
作者:
可爱的猪猪
时间:
2008-7-1 00:15
<p>去上班，结果连续坐了几次上下电梯，</p>
作者:
948779047
时间:
2008-7-4 14:29
这几天学得好无聊，中午回家居然没有吃饭！
作者:
Mr_wen
时间:
2008-7-4 19:11
<p>楼上</p><p> 回家没有饭吃。</p><p>不晓得自己弄》？</p>
作者:
quk
时间:
2008-7-6 19:02
<p>小时侯，把涮锅水当菜汤喝了</p>[em06]
作者:
五分儿
时间:
2008-7-23 12:16
心不在焉 在洗头的时候突然很想一个人一件事 不知道用了多少洗发水往头发上揉！起码半瓶。。。
作者:
yajing
时间:
2008-8-7 15:06
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作者:
我是谁
时间:
2008-8-16 19:06
<p>一次突然听到同事在说明天去买蛋糕，我马上说：我要吃，要吃冰淇淋蛋糕～～。当时他楞了一下，之后才知道他是说明天他妈妈过生，他要买生日蛋糕。最尴尬的是，第二天他真的给我带了一块生日蛋糕来～～～～</p>
作者:
凰可纳
时间:
2008-9-2 19:43
经常把东西拿在手上，再到处去找哇找哇
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