My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile,“We better throw this one out too then, because it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”
We Need Eggs
A man runs to the doctor and says,“Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”
The doctor asks,“How long has she had this condition?”
“Two years,”says the man.
“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?”asked the doctor.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies,“We needed the eggs.”