爆笑英文小笑话..乐死你

陈硕

　　Honesty
　　
　　My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile,“We better throw this one out too then, because it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”


　　We Need Eggs
　　
　　A man runs to the doctor and says,“Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”
　　The doctor asks,“How long has she had this condition?”
　　“Two years,”says the man.
　　“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?”asked the doctor.
　　The man shrugs his shoulders and replies,“We needed the eggs.”


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　　诚实
　　　　
　　　　我的儿子,他大叫,浴室的告诉我他想丢下他的牙刷在洗手间。所以我钓了出来,把它扔垃圾。他站在那儿思考了一会儿,然后跑到浴室,出来的时候,我和我的牙刷。他举过头顶,咧嘴一笑,“我们可爱的小投得更好,这是因为它掉在马桶前几天。”
　　
　　　　我们需要鸡蛋
　　　　
　　　　一个人跑去看医生,说:“医生,你一定要帮我。我的妻子认为她是胆小鬼!”
　　　　医生问,“有多久了?”
　　　　“两年后,”男人说。
　　　　“那为什么你花了这么长时间来看我吗?”医生问。
　　　　这个人耸了耸肩肩上,回答说:“我们需要蛋。”